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Thursday, January 14, 2016

The UK’s New Pussy Alcohol Consumption Guide!

Hey UK, WTF Is Up With You? Have You Lost Your Mind Or Balls?

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What the fuck is wrong with the UK? Everything and now you can include unreaonable alcohol limits!

New alcohol guidelines have been issued across the UK, tightening up the previous rules around what is regarded as “safe” drinking levels. Are Whimp Tested and approved!

You are now advised not to drink regularly more than 14 units per week, to keep health risks from drinking alcohol to a low level.

If you do drink as much as 14 units per week, it is best to spread this evenly over three days or more. If you have one or two heavy drinking sessions, you increase your risks of death from long-term illnesses and from accidents and injuries.

Fucking Pussies!!!!

Drink more slowly, drinking with food, and alternating with water.

Avoiding risky places and activities, making sure you have people you know around, and ensuring you can get home safely.

This is no joke! They really mean it! Fucking pussies, glad I don’t live in that god forsaken country. I drink more in one day then their new weekly limits and I am merely a causual, average American drinker! Forget about bars! It’s best to drink at hospitals where you can be monitored and driven safely home after you had your safe 2 units!

This is the funnest news I have ever reported and it’s for real! The UK is now officially 100% run by pussies!!! The UK has now won the planet’s most boring place to live award! LMFAO!

What you will never see in the UK…

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Anarchy in the UK Is Coming!!!

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