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Girls just wanna have fun! But also a few other things, please.
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1. Safe-for-work tampons that come in packaging that looks like a pen.
2. A smartphone app that tracks your hair's greasiness.
3. And tells you in advance when you'll absolutely need to wash it.
4. A tiny vacuum that constantly roams around your apartment picking up hairs.
5. A highly sophisticated robot bra that perfectly conforms to your exact measurements.
6. And converts into any kind of bra you need (sport, strapless, T-shirt, etc.).
7. And has a cloaking mode so its straps are always undetectable.
8. AND it's self cleaning.
9. A white T-shirt that is pit-stain resistant.
10. And is opaque even when wet.
11. Nail polish that stays on un-chipped for several weeks.
12. But changes colors every week.
13. Pizza that burns calories when you eat it.
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14. Beautiful lace bras that won't show under your T-shirt.
15. A bank that sends you angry texts when you've spent too much money on shoes.
16. A pair of heels that can change height based on your outfit.
17. Jeans that automatically shrink to the right length when you try them on.
18. Makeup that stays on and un-smudged forever.
19. Birth control for men.
20. An app that decodes every text you get from a romantic interest.
21. An internet browser extension that hides all wedding and baby announcements.
22. And replaces them with pictures of baby animals.
23. Rain- and snow-resistant shoes that aren't ugly as all hell.
24. An iPhone app that tells you who around you is single.
25. An iPhone app that tells you who around you is single and over their ex.
26. An iPhone app that tells you who around you isn't an asshole.
27. Zero-calorie waffles.
28. Zero-calorie Nutella.
29. Necklaces that don't tangle.
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