Your entire life is basically just killing time until you’re a senior citizen.
Being able to yell "Get off my lawn!" unironically.
Wearing a flat cap without looking like a hipster douchebag.
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Watching people freak out when you tell them you still drive.
For extra fun you can complain about how your eyesight is going.
Getting easy laughs whenever you use slang.
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