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Sunday, April 6, 2014

25 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning When You're A Parent

Kids change everything.


"Ice cream"


"Ice cream"


What it usually means: A delicious, frozen treat.

What it means to parents: An all powerful bribe that can be used to make your kids do something they don’t want to do.


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"Errands"


"Errands"


What it usually means: A quick trip to the supermarket, dry cleaners, or post office.

What it means to parents: A nightmare you pray you can get through without your kid throwing an epic tantrum.


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"Date night"


"Date night"


What it usually means: What you do on Friday night.

What it means to parents: What you do on Friday night… every other month after hiring a babysitter and writing out an extensive list of instructions.


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"Seduction"


"Seduction"


What it usually means: Candles, soft music, flowers…

What it means to parents: Taking the baby so your partner can nap, cleaning out the high chair, showering…


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