Kids change everything.
"Ice cream"
What it usually means: A delicious, frozen treat.
What it means to parents: An all powerful bribe that can be used to make your kids do something they don’t want to do.
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"Errands"
What it usually means: A quick trip to the supermarket, dry cleaners, or post office.
What it means to parents: A nightmare you pray you can get through without your kid throwing an epic tantrum.
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"Date night"
What it usually means: What you do on Friday night.
What it means to parents: What you do on Friday night… every other month after hiring a babysitter and writing out an extensive list of instructions.
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"Seduction"
What it usually means: Candles, soft music, flowers…
What it means to parents: Taking the baby so your partner can nap, cleaning out the high chair, showering…
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