The 55 Most Canadian Things That Ever Canada'd

These are real headlines and happenings.

1. Hockey stick wielded in foiled Ottawa store robbery

2. Canadian man stops bear attack by grabbing its tongue (How to fight a bear and win)

3. Boater tried to climb aboard swimming moose

4. African lion in Canadian zoo lays claim to be the best ice hockey player in the country

5. Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit

6. Hamilton football team suffers frostbites from frigid practice

7. 600 Barrels Of Maple Syrup Seized In Canada After Sticky Heist

8. In $18 Million Theft, Victim Was a Canadian Maple Syrup Cartel

9. Studio Buys Maple Syrup Heist Pic For Jason Segel

10. Pot-smoking Mountie can't smoke publicly in uniform

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11. No Charges For Man Caught Smoking Joint At Yarmouth, Nova Scotia Traffic Stop

12. BEER BREWING DIPLOMA LAUNCHED BY UNIVERSITY

13. Olympic House Has A Beer Fridge That Only Opens With A Canadian Passport

14. It's so cold in Canada that residents are kicking in the doors of jails just to find somewhere to stay warm

15. Ottawa testing $620K stealth snowmobile for Arctic

16. Parts of Manitoba hit -53 C, colder than Mars

17. Ottawa shoppers stocking up on banned British items like marmite and ovaltine

18. In Edmonton, man buys 500 free coffees for unsuspecting Tim Hortons customers

19. Lawyer: Client's f-bomb not an insult because he's Canadian

20. Rogers is making big moves to control ever more Canadian media, taking over hockey rights

21. Wild squirrel, muskrat, hare, deer and beaver to be served by Quebec restaurants

22. Avril Lavigne, Jim Carrey ranked among most famous Canadians by MIT

23. Drake Rocks Jacket with Retro Raptors Jersey Lining for 'Drake Night'

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