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Monday, March 31, 2014

The 41 Ways To Sign Off An Email, Defined

We get to the bottom of the bottom of your emails.


1. Thanks = Well done on reading this whole email.


2. Thanks! = Genuinely amazed you made it all the way through this.


3. Many thanks = Zero thanks.


4. Thank you = I am furious with you.


5. Thx = I think Zayn is my favourite member of 1D.


6. Regards = I really couldn't care less.


7. Kind regards = I really couldn't care less, but this is my way of appearing like I could.


8. KR = I couldn't even be bothered to write the full words, that's how kind my regards are.


9. Warm regards = If we ever meet I'll probably try to smell your hair.


10. Warmest regards = ...and I don't mean the hair on your head.


11. Sincerely = Insincerely


12. Faithfully = The internet is a hub of pornography and violence and I think the world's problems would be solved if everyone just wrote handwritten letters.


13. Yours = There's a picture of you on my pillow.


14. Cheers = Look how normal I am.


15. Cheers mate = Look how normal I am, now let's get to the pub.


16. Ta = I am too busy to write whole words, so this noise shall suffice.


17. Bye = Fuck you.


18. Goodbye = Fuck everyone.


19. Best wishes = I have to write something here, and this will do.


20. Best = I'm thinking about what I'm going to have for lunch.


21. Very best = I know what I'm going to have for lunch now and I'm super psyched.


22. All the best = BURRITO MINUS 30 MINUTES!


23. [Your name] = I can spell my own name!


24. [Your initial] = I can't quite spell my own name.


25. :) = This emoticon is happier than I could ever hope to be. Why does no one love me???


26. ;) = I totally would.


27. Laters = I have so much disdain for you that I just made up a word.


28. Looking forward to hearing from you = REPLY IMMEDIATELY.



29. x = I'm flirty.


30. xxx = I'm currently under investigation for an HR violation.


31. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx = I'm not allowed to use scissors.


32. Take it easy = You'll never see me again.


33. See you soon = Oh god I hope not.


34. Talk soon = See above.


35. Sent from my iPhone = I HAVE AN iPHONE.


36. Sent from my iPhone so please excuse typos = I HAVE AN iPHONE and I'm zany.


37. Love = So lonely.


38. Lots of love = So very, very lonely.


39. Write back = Write back, or the cat gets it.


40. TTYL = YSPNTTMABIACAS (You Should Probably Never Talk To Me Again Because I Am Clearly A Sociopath)


41. Take care = Die in a fire.




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