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Because other cities have no idea what a snow day really is.
LSD
What it usually means: A mind-altering drug that can take you on a spiritual journey.
What it means in Chicago: A mind-altering stretch of road called Lake Shore Drive which may or may not take you anywhere depending on the time of day.
Snow Day
What it usually means: School is cancelled because it's so snowy that cars might crash, oh no!
What it means in Chicago: School is cancelled because it's so snowy that cars might not even start.
April
What it usually means: Spring.
What it means in Chicago: Spring... J/K STILL WINTER HAHAHAHA all your new flowers are now dead.
October
What it usually means: Fall.
What it means in Chicago: The month that contains the two weeks out of the year where it isn't too cold, too hot, or too rainy to eat on restaurant patios AND the month where everyone drinks away the sorrows of another failed Cubs season.
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