It’s the Super Bowl of feelings.
The Person With Sky High Expectations
No matter how much this person likes their significant other, if they get anything less than a chocolate unicorn riding in a blimp and farting poetry, they are going to be incredibly disappointed. And they are going to take it out on you.
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The Person Who Tells Everyone That Hallmark Invented Valentine's Day
This is also the person who can never STFU about how "commercialism is ruining America" and how "Santa Claus was invented by Coca-Cola." At all times, they must be kept away from The Person With Sky HIgh Expectations if you don't want to spend the rest of day afterwards consoling a crying person in the bathroom.
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The Person Who Is Accidentally In A New Relationship
This person probably met someone at a party the weekend before, and will spend all of Valentine's Day wondering loudly to everyone about whether or not he or she is obligated to make plans.
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