Ain’t no party like a whatever-this-party-is party.
The Drink Wine and Talk Forever About Deep Topics Party
If it's 12 a.m. or later and your friends have been drinking, they are suddenly experts on a whole lot of things they need to tell you about for hours.
The Viewing Party
The viewing party requires constant strategy. You have to fight for the best seat and make sure no one steals it. And then you have to have a non-view-blocking path to the snacks or you're totally screwed. And if you get stuck in a dining room chair off to the side in no-man's-land, game over. You failed.
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The Bachelor Party
Just focus on the stripper and try to block out any deep inner feelings of sadness.
The Bachelorette Party
Just think, one day someone said, "You know what the world needs? A penis straw." And then it really happened.
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