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Never been to SoulCycle? Your fav celebs have, and here’s what you should expect from the intense, and intensely fun, workout.
You will be greeted by tan, dewy goddesses -- who also happen to be super-helpful.
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You will be outfitted with special shoes that are a mix between bowling shoes and the clop-clop wooden joints worn by Pinocchio.
You will use said shoes to affix yourself to the bike, like a horse being hooved.
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You will make your way down a narrow, neon sign-lit hallway on your way to a dimly lit studio.
Much like a holding area for a futuristic ride in Disney World... or a scene from Tron: Legacy.
You will hear kick-ass dance music. Lots of Drake, too.
Whom I envision would mount his bike like so.
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