Emerald Cantalope

Because why would someone who is dieting eat a plain cantaloupe, when they can eat it with lime Jello and canned pineapple (sugar) chunks?

Ham In Aspic

Because ham isn't slimy enough! Also, is it supposed to be served on a bed of ham fat?

Salmon and cottage cheese really is an underrated combination. Also, those boiled eggs are a perfect garnish to balance out all those mushy textures.

Cucumber, celery, and lime Jello; one of these things is not like the other.