Sure, I’m moving on. Moving on a path to SELF-DESTRUCTION. Pass the whisky.
Simplify your meals.
André Karwath / Monica Tan / Via en.wikipedia.org
Begin that new full-time job of endlessly hitting refresh on your ex-lover's Facebook page.
And do it with far more dedication than your actual job, which you're no longer turning up to.
Variations include: Stalk everyone who posts on your ex-lover's feeds, deeply regret your hasty deletion of ex-lover from your social networks, then use Google or a mutual friend's laptop to stalk them and interpret any time they "like" something on your feed as a sign they want to get back together.
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Replay on infinite loop the songs you and your lover used to listen to together.
Boombox and Peter Gabriel come optional.
Discover a new affinity with your bed.
Because only happy, coupled off people deserve to stand up.
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