TAYLOR SWIFT BUYS UP PORN DOMAINS!

SO THAT PERVERTS CAN'T

You won't see anything dodgy on TaylorSwift.porn when new internet domains go on sale in June

Fakers with aspirations to fake are going to have a try a little harder: Taylor Swift has apparently bought up new porn domains in her name.

As of June 1 anyone can buy a .porn or .sucks domain, which may make blocking sites easier for parents, and according to CNN, a select group of brands and celebrities are currently being allowed to buy theirs in advance.

Swift has reportedly bought TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult, while according to Stuart Lawley, CEO of ICM Registry which manages the .porn and .adult domains, while Microsoft has bought up Office.adult and Office.porn.

In 2011, the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) decided to expand the variety of website suffixes to be more relevant to the person typing in the web address.

Alongside the familiar .com and .uk will be specific areas such as .healthcare and .london, as well as the new porn and sucks site extensions.

There is currently a "sunrise" period in which stars and companies can buy up domains in their name at a slightly reduced price, whether to redirect from their official sites, or to prevent internet trolls from squatting in them, posting undesirable content, or making money from the association.

The .sucks domain has also been set up for criticism, as well as premium sites including life.sucks and divorce.sucks.

"dotSucks is designed to help consumers find their voices and allow companies to find the value in criticism," the dotSucks website says, with the rather pointed addendum: "Each dotSucks domain has the potential to become an essential part of every organisation’s customer relationship management program."

With that taken care of, Swift can hopefully return to posting more pictures like this.

Female Adult Film Star Passed Bar Exam First Try!

Adult Film Star Who Passed Most Difficult Bar Exam in Country Shames Those Who Stigmatize Women in Her Industry

The California bar exam sets the “bar,” so to speak, as the most difficult in the country. This year, just 48.6 percent of those who attempted it passed — and among them was a woman who works in an industry reputed by many to be filled with brainless mounds of meat.

Unfortunately for those who choose to label those in the sex industry as stupid, former adult film star Heather Swift (Holly Price in the adult entertainment world) passed that exam, and is on her way to what could be a successful law career.

Swift, a 2013 graduate of Western State University College of Law, was working as an exotic dancer when she successfully triumphed over the California bar exam on her first try.

“I took the July 2014 California Bar Exam (my first time taking any bar exam), and I PASSED. No, I did not get time and a half, nor do I have any inside connections to the California State Bar,” she said in an e-mail to the Above the Law blog, before destroying social stigmas against those in her industry:

How did I do it? Because unbeknownst to many, women in the adult industry are intelligent and can matriculate through a cutthroat tier 3 law school, and pass the hardest bar exam in history. Unlike Miriam Weeks, I actually did graduate through law school, and I actually did pass the most difficult bar exam on my first attempt.

Perhaps society needs to relinquish stereotypes and overcome their jealousy.

Swift ended her e-mail with a message for those who call female adult entertainers stupid:

As for those who snicker at women in the adult industry and who couldn’t pass the exam, stop laughing because a stripper porn star is apparently smarter than you.

Let this be a lesson to those who are happy to watch the action, yet who denigrate the entertainers as stupid or worthless: This woman accomplished something most people can’t and, for that, she deserves to be commended.

NOT BAD AT ALL!

Are you now in the mood for more action?

6 of 8 Top Porn-Searching Countries Are Muslim, But What They’re Searching Is TWISTED

As oppressive and strict as Muslim countries are, they cannot seem to reign in their sexually perverse civilians. Lashing, imprisonment, and even the death penalty are not enough to deter Muslims under Sharia law from watching pornography. Perhaps it’s because of such a repressed culture or maybe it stems from the inherently perverse nature of Islam, but for whatever reason, Muslim countries more than outrank the Western world in explicit Internet searches.

Data collected from Google reveals that six of the top eight porn-searching countries are Muslim nations, according to The Express Tribune. These six include Pakistan at number one, followed by Egypt, Iran, Morocco, Saudi Arabia, and Turkey ranked numbers four, five, seven, and eight in explicit searches. While it’s understandable that countries where pornographic images are banned would seek other outlets to feed their fetishes, it’s what they’re searching for that represents the depravity perpetrated by their Prophet Muhammad.

Pakistan

Pakistan ranks number one in searching for “children sex,” as well as “sexy children” and “rape.” Animals are also a favorite, with pig, donkey, and dog topping the list. This is ironic since Muhammad announced that any of these animals would make a prayer to Allah unheard.

Egypt

The city with the most porn searches is Cairo, which also follows closely behind Pakistan in both child sex and animal sex, searching everything from Elephants to birds. That’s right, they rank number one in “bird sex” searches.

 

Turkey

In Turkey there are at least 2 million online users watching porn every minute. Turkey ranks just behind Pakistan in searching for “child porn.”

Iran

Iran has an unnatural fetish for incest, as “daddy love” is one of the county’s top searches. “Gay” also tops the list, which proves dangerous because homosexuality is illegal and punishable by the death penalty under Sharia law.

To understand any Muslim behavior, you have to go to the original example: the Prophet Muhammad.

Muhammad was openly a sexual deviant like many of his followers, marrying 6-year-old Aisha and having sex with her at age 9. He is also responsible for the command that Muslims may have sex with slave women, performing the same act with his slave in the bed of one of his wives.

Animal sex is not only allowed in Islam, but has its own rules and regulations in the Hadith. Both men and women may partake in sex with animals, even dead ones.

The perversity happening in Muslim countries and along with Muslim immigration to the West is the result of 1,400 years of pagan practices. Islam is a religion of sex, and its barbaric nature justifies the most depraved desires.

H/T [WikiIslam]

Maria Belen Rodriguez Says she is not a prostitute and sues Google and Yahoo

If you Google Argentine model and TV personality Maria Belen Rodriguez, you’ll be directed to a handful of images that are linked to escort services and pornographic websites, despite the fact that Rodriguez herself is neither an escort nor a porn actor. Now, Rodriguez is suing Google and Yahoo for linking her images to the adult sites—and her case is going all the way to the Argentine Supreme Court. “They [Yahoo and Google] have ruined my life,” Rodriguez told reporters last week. “Having to explain every day that I am not a prostitute is a daily complication.”

Rodriguez has been waging war against the search engines began in 2006, when she first discovered that older images of her were being linked to adult-oriented websites. In 2010, a judge awarded her $15,000 for both lawsuits, which was eventually reduced to $6,200 by a higher Argentine court.

Eight years later, Rodriguez is suing Google for the right to have the links taken down, claiming that her name’s association with porn websites has done irreversible harm to her reputation. “She has a family and young children,” her attorney told reporters. “We are also seeking compensatory damages, which is obvious because whoever harms somebody has to repair the damage.”

Google, for its part, says that the creators of the pornographic websites linking to Rodriguez’s images (who are not named in the suit) should be responsible for taking the links down, not the search engine itself: “Search engines are neutral platforms that do not create or control content on the web,” the company said in a statement to CNN. Argentine civil rights groups agree, arguing that Rodriguez’s attempts to scrub her Google search results are tantamount to censorship.

This is not the first time someone has turned to the courts to get embarrassing or defamatory search results taken down. In 2009, Bev Stayart unsuccessfully sued Yahoo after discovering the search engine linked her name to erectile dysfunction medication, and in 2012, an Australian court ruled that Google had to pay $200,000 to a man whose “defamatory” search results inadvertently linked him to a major crime syndicate, resulting in him beingshot in the back.

Although search engines and Internet freedom advocates have said that individuals should not be able to manipulate their own search results, arguing that such a right, if exercised, would be akin to press censorship, this argument was dealt a blow earlier this month, following a European top court ruling that individuals had the “right to be forgotten.” The ruling required Google to grant all individual requests to take down links containing “inadequate, irrelevant, or no longer relevant” information.

While the recent EU ruling should have been welcome news to Rodriguez, she doesn’t seem too optimistic about the outcome of her lawsuit. “I am an ant fighting against a giant monster,” she told reporters of her battle against the search engines.

I can't imagine why Google and Yahoo could possibly mix her images with porn related sites lol