“Hello? Is is too late to make a reservation?”
Spending waaaay too much on a gift.
Slow your roll there, friendo. There's a fine line between showing that you care and just plain showing off. Also, way to make the rest of us look like chumps, you dick.
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Getting a cliché gift from CVS.
Or any other last-ditch place you stopped by in a sweaty panic. Now you're stuck paying $27.99 for an animatronic bear that sings a parody version of The Baha Men's "Who Let The Dogs Out?" called "Who Let The Love Out?" which makes no sense whatsoever.
Purposely planning a first date ON Valentine's Day.
Why put that pressure on yourself, or worse, on your date? This is a bush league move made by a pro level dick.
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Saying, "I love you" for the first time.
Nice timing. What made you pick today of all days to finally say this? Oh, right.
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