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Not every day is created equal.
Tuesday
What, isn't Monday supposed to be the worst day of the week, you ask? NOPE. Tuesdays are the Siberia of days: gray, bleak, and they fucking suck. Mondays are pretty bad too, but in a way, if your Monday really stinks, it's kind of a badge of honor. Remember, Monday is the first day after the weekend and thus is sort of a "repayment" period for all the atrocities that you may have committed in the previous few days. If you're riding the struggle bus on Monday, it is sort of a reminder (albeit an excruciatingly painful one) of how badass your weekend was. Tuesday, on the other hand, stands on its own. Like Madagascar is to Africa, Tuesday is far, far away from the approaching weekend. It really should be called POOsday.
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Monday
I mean, duh. No surprises here, it's not like Monday was going to be any higher on this list. If you have something less than a fiery resentment toward Monday you are firmly in the minority. However, Mondays aren't as bad as everyone makes them to believe. In the fall you have Monday Night Football and every now and then, you'll have Monday off for some obscure holiday (three cheers for President's Day!). Yeah, you have to get back to the daily 9-to-5 grind, but hopefully you can at least wistfully reminisce about the weekend's activities.
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Wednesday
HUMP DAY. Wednesdays are good and all, but they are highly overrated by contemporary standards. Like, sweet, we're halfway through the workweek? Crack open a beer! Except when else are you excited to be halfway through something? Lewis and Clarke didn't pop a bottle of bubbly when they were halfway across America because they still had to worry about fricking bears and wolves and other terrifying crap. So quit getting all jacked up about Wednesday. That being said, the weekend is in clear sight. It's OK to smile, but there are still two more days of draining 9-to-5 death.
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Sunday
Ah, Sundays. Sundays are like a mullet, but the opposite: Party in the front, business in the back. You can wake up whenever the hell you want, hungover as hell, and head to brunch with friends. But later in the day you'll probably have errands to do that you blew off on Saturday and come evening time, you're preparing for armageddon (more commonly known as the workweek). Basically, Sundays make do with the fact that the back half of the day is when your magical party monster self has to transform back into a real human being. Bonus points to Sunday for being far and away the best TV night of the week.
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