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Sunday, February 16, 2014

A Definitive Ranking Of School Store Items

A veritable palace for all your school supplies needs. Choose wisely.


Cap Erasers


Cap Erasers


Functionality: 7

Fun: 2

Wow factor: 1

Total: 10

Comments: Cap erasers are the plain vanilla of the school store; they have a place, but no one seems to set out to buy them. They erase well enough, but their tops always seem to break off. At least you could draw eyes on them and pretend the split was a mouth. Minus points if they only came in plain pink.


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Glitter Pencils


Glitter Pencils


Functionality: 5

Fun: 3

Wow factor: 7

Total: 15

Comments: As cool as the holographic glitter patterns could be, these pencils were never the stars of the school store. After a couple of (extremely labor intensive) sharpenings, the shiny sheath would slide off, leaving an unappealing white pencil in its place.


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Shaped Mini-Erasers


Shaped Mini-Erasers


Functionality: -1

Fun: 8

Wow factor: 9

Total: 16

Comments: Now we're talking. These bad boys were a school store staple. Unfortunately, their rad shapes and crazy colors rendered them completely useless for well...erasing, leaving you with a smudged spelling test and a greyish ice-cream cone.


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Clip-On Pencil "Critters"


Clip-On Pencil "Critters"


Functionality: 0

Fun: 9

Wow factor: 8

Total: 17

Comments: As cute as these little guys were, they served absolutely no purpose. Plus, there were only about three animal options, so your adorable tan koala was exactly the same as three other kids' at your lunch table. But, if you mastered the slinging technique, you could fling these things half way across the classroom, which was pretty great.


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