The Brutal Buzz by Indie: 49 Thoughts Everyone Has While Taking A Selfie

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Just show me that you care.

1. Hey! I look cute today.

2. Hey! I am doing something super cool right now and I want everyone to know how cool I am.

3. Hey! I am somewhere awesome and everyone else is at work.

::Chooses reverse camera option::

4. Wait, what? Why does my head look like that?

5. Maybe I don't look as good as I thought…

::Goes back to regular camera mode, stands in front of mirror::

6. Mirror selfie?

7. Eh, this kind of makes my body look weird.

::Turns camera back on face::

8. Maybe if I move my face around, I'll look better.

9. Maybe up?

10. Nope. Down?

11. Hmmm. Side?

12. Oh, that's OK.

::Snaps photo::

13. Nope.

::Snaps another photo::

14. Nooooo.

::Snaps another photo::

15. Eh.

::Snaps another photo::

16. Why is this so difficult.

17. How can I take this selfie without looking like I'm taking a selfie?

::Snaps another photo::

18. OK, that's one option.

::Snaps another photo::

19. Better, but why does one eye look bigger than the other? That's the camera, right?

::Snaps another photo::

20. This one's OK. Now, filters...

The Brutal Buzz by Indie