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1. Family first.
2. Always leave a note.
3. You shouldn't steal your siblings' boyfriend or girlfriend.
4. Don't fall in love with your cousin.
5. If you think you're related, you probably are.
6. If you see a bag in the refrigerator labeled "dead dove," it's probably a dead dove.
7. When in doubt, communicate your feelings on a banner.
8. Let your siblings crash with you if they need somewhere to live.
9. And don't underestimate the comfort of model homes.
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10. Put your trust in the family lawyer, because he's very good.
11. And keep a private investigator in your contacts list.
12. Take the time to learn the actual names of your family members' significant others.
13. Don't be afraid to make a mistake.
14. Spend quality time with your uncle.
15. But be careful he doesn't want to date your girlfriend.
16. Mother/son pageants are no place for a grandson and his grandmother.
17. You don't need to dress up like a British nanny to get close to your kids.
18. Always practice honesty.
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